narelle nineteen Australia.

trilled:

how much flocka could a waka flocka flock if a waka flocka could flock flame 

(Source: boytaurus, via newfoundgl0ryhole)

(Source: reflecctions-from-reality, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

(via newfoundgl0ryhole)

(Source: lewky, via boho-indiie-hipster)

carryonmywincestsounds:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL 

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

(SOURCE)

(Source: fweecarter, via awwshiittee)

thestorysoglory:

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

Except they get hit with crowd surfers and stage divers before anyone else so god bless them for real…

(Source: basedgosh, via newfoundgl0ryhole)

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

(via newfoundgl0ryhole)

nevvzealand:

i have this wicked plan to be super hot when im like 25 but then again when i was a child i had a plan to be super hot as a teenager and look how that turned out

(via growing-weaker)

(Source: notanegatron, via keepthisdreamalive)

— anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner.  (via eatyourpie)

(Source: beavisandsluthead, via bluebirdsxo)


(via bluebirdsxo)

(Source: shop-cute, via ajaytoremember)

king-owl:

miss-perkey:

Ditto you sassy fuck.

ditto u lil shit

(via ajaytoremember)

bencucumberbatch:

DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’

(Source: holmeswatson, via countyourlastblessings)

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via mcsteez)

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