i have this wicked plan to be super hot when im like 25 but then again when i was a child i had a plan to be super hot as a teenager and look how that turned out
DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’
Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
I can’t be mad at people cause literally five seconds later I forget I’m mad and want to show them something cool or tell them a joke