narelle nineteen Australia.

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

(via newfoundgl0ryhole)

nevvzealand:

i have this wicked plan to be super hot when im like 25 but then again when i was a child i had a plan to be super hot as a teenager and look how that turned out

(via growing-weaker)

(Source: notanegatron, via keepthisdreamalive)

— anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner.  (via eatyourpie)

(Source: beavisandsluthead, via bluebirdsxo)


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(Source: shop-cute, via ajaytoremember)

king-owl:

miss-perkey:

Ditto you sassy fuck.

ditto u lil shit

(via ajaytoremember)

bencucumberbatch:

DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’

(Source: holmeswatson, via countyourlastblessings)

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via mcsteez)

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

(Source: letsgrategatsby, via tomasthebreaker)

taintanthony:

date night with me

taintanthony:

date night with me

(Source: mynamekyle, via tomasthebreaker)

(Source: jennernation, via tomasthebreaker)

(Source: laugh-out-loud-johntot, via ajaytoremember)

(Source: swellsea, via newfoundgl0ryhole)

xshed:

I can’t be mad at people cause literally five seconds later I forget I’m mad and want to show them something cool or tell them a joke

(via newfoundgl0ryhole)

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